Monday, June 13, 2011

Player #3

What event could be big enough to bring me out of my inadvertent blogging drought? Well . . . Mister Moo's soccer team FINALLY won a game! The last one of the season (beginning last September). They have never even come close--been thoroughly trounced at every one. And this time--this time they pulled out all the stops and my boy found out that he is actually a very good soccer player when he watches the ball more than the dragon flies.
He's pretty quick. And a decent kick. And he may be small, but he can hold his own against the bigger kids.
We parents were overjoyed just to have the game tied (2 to 2). Seriously, watching us you would have thought is was some pro sports final--jumping up and down, excited screams, hollers of encouragement. And then when they actually won (5 to 4)--whaaaaa, we never thought it would happen. And all this was done in 95 degree air soaked in it's own humidity.
The last few minutes of the game were actually called due to the heat and the kids literally dropping like flies. The referees were trying to push through to the end but the boys were obviously exhausted. The clincher was when the biggest boy on the other team took a fall. He was unhurt but it took a lot of persuading to get him back up. As he started to walk back to the sidelines the coach said something about all-right-let's-get-back-out-there-and-finish-up-this-game. That's all he could take. The humidity had sucked the 8 year old right out of him and toddler tantrum was all that was left. He broke down with a wail "I'm too tired!"
And that was the end of the game.
Matthew and his team were elated, we all went out for ice cream, and then his Dad and I had a good talk about how nice it is to support our boy but what particular things may or may not be appropriate to yell at 8 year old soccer matches.
I'm not sure if sports will turn out to be his scene. He seems to get more excited about math and science. (Just today Will was explaining to Joseph what magic was by way of an example and Matthew kindly and sincerely commented: That's not magic. That's physics.) But he gave it his best, tried really hard, actually played VERY well, and I love him for it.
Way to go Buddy!
Side note: The little Miss took her first two faltering steps on the side lines of the game. I'm sure they'll be the first of many steps taken while trying to stay occupied at her brothers' activities.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Sure to win for best comedy

CHARACTERS: The Fates, Old Man Winter
SCENE: Curtains open on a sunny patio. The Fates are sitting around a lawn table, enjoying some cookies with Old Man Winter.
The Fates: So glad you could stop by, Old Man.
Winter: Well, I was happy to get the offer. Not much to do anymore you know. Just enjoying the quite life till the snooze alarm of Fall goes off.
The Fates: Would you like some lemonade?
Winter: Why, thank you. I would. Think I'll just put my feet up a bit. Sun my toes. Ohhh, that feels good.
The Fates: Yes, it seems all our toes are ready for a little illumination. We were just watching Emily put her winter boots away yesterday.
Winter: What?
The Fates: Emily. We were just watching her yesterday. She so carefully tucked her boots safely into the back of her closet to enjoy a much needed rest until next year. So nice of her.
--Old Man Winter lurches clumsily from his reclined chair, shoveling down the last of his cookie and lemonade, grabbing for his shoes--
The Fates: Can we help you with something Old Man. You look in a hurry.
Winter: Oh. Yes you can help me. Come on. This will be hilarious.
The Fates: But you just sat down.
Winter: No matter. This is worth it. Can't pass it up.
--They hurry over to look down on earth--
Winter: Watch this. Oh, it's so funny. Hand me that over there.
The Fates (quizzically): This?
Winter: Yes, hand it to me.
The Fates: But it's March 30th?
Winter: I know. That's what makes it so funny. Get it?!
The Fates: Oh, that IS funny. Yes, we will help. Here. Here is an extra helping. Pour that on down there.
--riotous laughing ensues--
The Fates: Oh, that's just gangbusters. Hilarious. Oh, we have to do this more. We can't stand it.
Winter: I KNOW. I just can't get enough. Here, you pour some. So so funny. Bwhaaaaahahahahaha!
Happy March 30th!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

As long as the Silver Lining Weighs Less

The Down Side:
Puke in my hair, on the wall, and the carpet
Far too much T.V. for Joseph
Matthew wore a T-shirt on Monday (short sleeves--it's freezing here)
Missed the bus/late to school both days this week
The Up Side:
Down 5 pounds in 2 days
Not my favorite way to loose unwanted holiday pounds. But at least I get something out of it.
*Thanks to my sweet hubby and fantastic sam for letting me sleep it off*