Sunday, January 24, 2010

Oh, Hello

Hi, Blog.
Oh, hello. And how are you?
Uh, good. How 'bout you?
Good. Just enjoying some more of these lovely fall leaves. Gorgeous colours [Blog likes to pretend it's British] this time of year, eh. Just brilliant.
Oh, um, yes. About those fall leaves, Blog. It's actually, um, it's actually a bit past fall now.
What do you mean a bit past fall. I thought you were out doing this
Well, we did do that, just not recently.
Do you mean while I've been holding up this birthday cake picture all the leaves have changed and fallen?
Well, yes. They have fallen. A while ago.
A while ago?!
Yes, sorry.
You mean it's almost winter?
It kind of IS winter. Now it looks less like this
and more like this
Dash it all! [again with the British thing, oy] So, how soon till Christmas?
Well, uh, I guess about 11 months now.
WHAT?!
Yes, we had Christmas, and Will's birthday.
I missed Will's birthday?
Again, sorry, and actually Matthew's too. Although I guess it was only a week or so ago so I can probably still get away with telling you about it, since I haven't been that prompt all along anyway.
I should say.
There was also a little vacation to California. And a visit from the best of friends (more about them tomorrow).
Sheesh.
And a trip to my Happy Land.
But I don't care how long ago that was, I'll still tell you about it, because it was brilliant.
I should hope so. I've never been to Happy Land.
I am sorry, Blog. I didn't mean to be gone so long. Things have just come up.
What things.
You know, little boys, California, Happy Land, church stuff, dishes. And then there's the laundry. Crimeny, the laundry.
Well . . .
I do apologize. Really. And I'll do my best not to be gone for so long again. Plus, I've got great stuff for you this week. You'll like it, I promise.
Hmmmm. Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay. Good then. I'll see you soon?
Yes.
Okay.
Good night.
Good night. Here, I'll leave you with a little Christmas picture. It can't help but make you feel better. Put on a happy face, good night.

7 comments:

Annie said...

Yay!
I'm just happy to get a glimpse of your life every once in a while.
You all look fabulous!

Malea said...

What the...what? You were here? Bah! Well, I've missed you. Truly. You rarely blog, your not on facebook. Sometimes I think about actually just picking up the phone and giving you a call. But then I talk some sense to myself. "Phone? In person? Scandalous"...Don't worry, my inner dialogue is British too.

Christie said...

I am laughing so hard that your blog talks in a British accent. Hilarious.

And, um, you totally rock the chaps, sister!

Nikki said...

I love the picture of you and your chaps!!

Erika said...

Oh, hello...back. I was beginning to wonder where you were. I won't be angry anymore because you're back and now I'm happy :)

Tara said...

Happy you're back...even though I haven't missed a thing since I'm just down the road. Can't wait to read what you post next!

Marissa said...

those chaps are HOT! Do they come in Double-XL with a built-in girdle and push-up bra?